He told me that I knew just what to laugh at
And I wanted to but I just couldn"t ask if he would take it back
so I could know for certain
So on the bench I watched his left hand crossing
While doubling entendres with the voicings
He said "oh darling, you"re charming, please don"t find it alarming
If I pull this stop out to free up a hand for heavy petting"
Now there there
I"m a friendly man
I joke about sex because it"s funny when you"re frightened
So silently I sat and turned the pages
Recalculating our respective ages
Over my shoulder he muttered if I get any older
You can hack my wrists off with your choice of objects, now I"m kidding!
Don"t be scared
I joke about death because its funny when you"re frightened
This is as far as I could get he jabbed a needle in my neck
Erasing all the evidence but there were matchsticks in my pants
And if a rock should hit m
