Eminem---The Real Slim Shady
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We"re gonna have a problem here
Y"all act like ya never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass worse than before
They first were divorce, throwin?her over furniture (Ahh!)
It"s the return of the...
"Ah, wait, no way, you"re kidding,
he just didn"t say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre"s dead, he"s locked in my basement!
(Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
"{*Eminem"s vocal turntable*} Slim Shady, I"m sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he"s so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a coupl
