Intro:
Guess who?
Did ya miss me?
Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!
CHORUS:
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me, (clear to me)
You re the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see)
You re a rock star, everybody wants you...
Player, who can really blame you
We re the ones who made you!
Verse 1:
Back by popular demand,
Now pop a little Zantac or antacid if ya can
Ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stand
Shadyman no don t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian s a man
She stomped him jus cause he asked to put his hands
on the massive gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then squish it then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can?
Yes he can can, don t ask me this again
He does not mean the lyrics to offend
