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I make my living off the Evening News
Just give me something-something I can use
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry
Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don"t have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry
Kick "em when they"re up
Kick "em when they"re down
Kick "em when they"re up
Kick "em when they"re down
Kick "em when they"re up
Kick "em when they"re down
Kick "em when they"re up
Kick "em all around
We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who comes on at five
She can tell you "bout the plane crash with a gleamin her eye
It"s interesting when people die-
Give us dirty laundry
Can we film the operation?
Is the heir dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a running bet
Get the widow on the set!
We need dirty laundry
