Hey mister, where you headed?
Are you in a hurry?
I need a lift to happy hour
Say oh no
Do you break for distilled spirits?
I need a break as well
The well that inebriated the guilt
1, 2...1, 2, 3, 4
Cold turkey"s getting stale
Tonight I"m eating a crow
Fermented salmonella poison oak
no
There"s a drought at the fountain of youth
And now I"m dehydrating
My tounge is swelling up as say
1, 2...1, 2, 3, 4
Trouble times
You know I cannot lie
I"m off the wagon
And I"m hitchin" a ride
There"s a drought at the fountain of youth
And now I"m dehydrating
My tounge is swelling up
I say
SHIT!
Trouble times
You know I cannot lie
I"m off the wagon
And I"m hitchin" a ride
